“I knew it had to be either him or that a**hole in Korea, the one with the jumpsuit,” said a random guy on 28th Street in Manhattan Thursday. “I’m glad it turned out this way, though ’cause the Korean guy was really startin’ to annoy me.”
“Right,” said a homeless woman nearby who looked an awful lot like Perez Hilton. “What better way for the Son of Satan to disguise himself than as a crusader for Christ? It’s pure genius!”
Having a penchant for blonds I would love to see Prince’s face on all the money. But I’m still placing my bet on Sarah Palin.
(Photograph by Nigel Parry for Vanity Fair)